The Genius Behind the Antithesis

This story begins with Once Upon A Time, because the best stories do, of course.

So, once upon a time, about 24 days after the last minute of 1990, a male alien was born. He was named completely after his father, except for the suffix “Jr.” So it can be concluded that his parents are neither creative nor original. Anyways, he had a nice childhood. He had friends then. He graduated from Julugan Elementary School that, by the way, is an awful place to study at.

After his first few schooling years, the harshness of life began to sink into him. He chose to study at Tanza National Comprehensive High School, which is public, instead of the private one. He regrets that decision. Although his fascination with the English language began in elementary, he only realized that he wanted to write for the rest of his life after four years of minor journalism classes. This is why he took his chances and tried to enter the University of the Philippines with the hope of taking-up Creative Writing there. The bad news is he failed the UPCAT. [Curse you math!] He had a 98% in the reading comprehension part, in fact. But since his score in mathematics is around 65%, his dream of becoming a writer started to blur.

Graduating from high school felt more like orgasm than despair. He thought that at long last, he can relieve himself of all his inhibitions—he was wrong.

He is now 17 years old. He resides in Tanza, Cavite but he studies in Makati. He is taking-up Electronics and Communications Engineering at Asia Pacific College. He is the current Managing Editor of The Processor, which is a badly written piece of crap. [REDUNDANCY!] English is his element. He would love to be a magazine editor or columnist. He wishes to publish a book in the future, but does not care if people would buy or read it. And lastly, he is a very proud SM SCHOLAR.

He is not a Christian. He is not an atheist. He believes in a great unseen. He is a deist. Deism is not a sect; so technically, he does not have any religion. He loves alternative and Christian rock, which is ironic. He enjoys collecting dead moths and drying them up in between book pages. He also reads novels and sonnets. He is not a fan of free verse poems, though. He finds them cheesy, of course there are exceptions.

And if you haven’t figured it out yet, he enjoys writing.

His friendster page can be found here.

E-mail him at rimewire@yahoo.com or text him at 09057008676.

hakhak

elyens

XXXxx

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46 responses

7 06 2008
batopik

wehh? power to the people. andaya! 415 na agad ung blog stats muuuuuu.. waaaaaaaaaaaah!!! andugas mu!!!

17 06 2008
SuperPAURONG

sm scholar. matalino ka pala talaga.

MATALINO? hndi ah

MATALINAW, siguro pa

hakhak

XXXxx

17 06 2008
ifoundme

uuuyyyy…. i want to publish a book or a magazine too pero i don’t think i write well at medyo mali mali grammar. hihihi!

anu ka ba, natututunan naman ang grammar eh

hakhak

tyagaan lamang iyan

XXXxx

17 06 2008
yeye

elyen
elyen
elyen ang naiba

hmmm
kaw ba ung rime
niview mo friendster ko
wula lang

uu

aku nga po iun

hakhak

xenxa na

XXXxx

19 06 2008
Asteria

Alien gyud ning naa dinhi kay wala koy nasabtan.

Leaving you a vote kay “I am pro pinoy”

20 06 2008
ayz

elyen!

haha.

padaan…

salamat sa mga komentow…

😆 di nga ako emo 😆

hahaha…

20 06 2008
juanaekis

Big Bang Theory is the shiznitz ^__^

22 06 2008
Lenggai

am gonna say it again… you write well, keep it up!

29 06 2008
ranyah

hello. thanks for the hop! haha. wanghandred na si seyntpol. ;P

29 06 2008
Geisha

genious! 🙂

30 06 2008
utakmunggo

sige nga kung elyen ka saang parte ng kalawakan ka galing? kung sa zeta reticuli, magkalimutan tayo.. pero kung alpha centauri at iba pang constellation, we can be prends. ahehe

nosebleed naman ako sa entries mo.

tnx pala sa pagdaan, in-add na kita sa ayaw mo’t sa gusto.

sowri, cepheus to eh, mejo mga 3 blocks away ang zta reticuli

hakhak

XXXxx

5 07 2008
homebodyhubby

Ayyy! ahehe… eyun pala ang ibig yu sabihin ng elyens. 😛 Buti na lang napadaan din ako dine…

elyens? elyens! 😉

heyheyhey

tenks por da bisit

XXXxx

6 07 2008
bingskee

bloghopping from the warped zone. i like your blog.

7 07 2008
zeniamai

I envy your writing prowess… You are undoubtedly smart and yes curse Math (Ironic though cause i finished management accounting). Salamat sa pag bisita sa ako blog… 🙂

12 07 2008
moha

dah talaga lahat ng tao sa mundo….

14 07 2008
aLps

I was looking for your real name. But I think I haven’t found it. Haha. I use real names kasisa blogroll.. Anyhoo, I used “Rime Wire” instead.. 😛 I added you na.. 😀

woooo

tenks

XXXxx

16 07 2008
neex

rime! ece ka diba? help naman. nasira ko blog ko, diko na mabalik. XD

16 07 2008
batopik

okay. dilaw hula ko. hakhak.
tapos may jacket kang…kulay itim ay green pala.
hahaha! ayan ah. eksaktong 2:56 am ngayon.
palitan mu na yung mga avatar mu para sa mga walang mukhang nagco- comment..
ampanget oh. wala manlang kalatuy-latoy.
tsktsk.. sa settings tapos discussions.. x)
pero kung ayaw mu, ok lang.
cute pa rin naman ako eh.
wahahahahahahaha!
apir! xD

18 07 2008
xsabrina.chic

You’re the same age of my brother next on me. Nice meeting you! Thanks for visiting my page 🙂

Regards
sab

tenks den po

XXXxx

21 07 2008
JedMeister

my sister enjoys collecting dead moths too… she places them in a jar…

but then again, she’s just 9 years old… 🙂

hakhak

mgiging elyens din un pglaki

hakhak

XXXxx

22 07 2008
ojramoj

hey writer. i revel in your rawness, wish i could be as good.
salamat sa pagbisita.

saws

bola

hakhak

tenks po

XXXxx

22 07 2008
lyingwithclotheson

your school will most defintely not define your career. trust me, i majored in Journalism in the university that you badly wanted to get in (not dil though, but still UP) and me and my writing (and im not trying to flatter you or anything) pale in comparison to what you are and how you write.

sabe ko nga! ang galing (and no! im not hitting on you, defensive lang talaga ako) 😀

hakhak

tenks

hakhak

XXXxx

28 07 2008
Rowjie

hello! saan ka sa bacoor?

actually sa tanza aku eh

XXXxx

28 07 2008
themiseducationofzapped

rimewire, wala kpb bagong post? inip nako ah.

Ay wala pa pala ako sa blogroll mo?

Sincerely yours,
Your loving deyker TeaCheR.

ayun nndun ka na

XXXxx

3 08 2008
themiseducationofzapped

Salamat! Pasakay sa spaceship minsan ha? libre parking yan sa deyker!:)

MuaH!

wuv,
TeacHeR!

(parang kadiri.)

hakhak

CHILD ABYUS!

hakhak

XXXxx

4 08 2008
Yom

Mas mababa ‘yung Math percentile ko. LOL. But when I entered UP, hindi ako bumagsak sa lahat ng Math subjects ko. Hail. Haha. 🙂

hakhak

saws

sa UPLB po sana pwed ako, un nga lng anlayo

hakhak

XXXxx

4 08 2008
themiseducationofzapped

Grabe.. ngayon lang kita nakilala rimewire! Alien ka nga!

hakhak!
xXx

XxXxx

elyens!

xXxXxX

may ganun?

hakhak

XXXxx

-o diba?

7 08 2008
reyn

Yow! salamat sa pag-comment! Huwaw SM Scholar ka din pala!!

sm isko ka ho ba?

hakhak

XXXxx

8 08 2008
Den

Isang makulit na blog!

saws

tenks

XXXxx

10 08 2008
sinukuan

Nagnosebleed ka sa blog ko. Teka, ano bang kulay ng dugo mo? =p

hakhak

depende sa mood

hakhak

XXXxx

13 08 2008
Jonell

Still busy?

18 08 2008
Madnote

hey there ^.^
nabigla lang ako na kasi course mo ece, tapos sa page na ito di kau close ng math XD
hehe, btw may mga course sa up na talent test ang kelangan like art studies, or fine arts… ang weird na wala pala silang option cw x.x

19 08 2008
beero

hakhak. elyens! xXx

pareho tayong biktima ng makalumang pangalan ng mga erpat natin. in my case, i have the infamous “jr”. hakhak. taga-tanza ka pala. kabayan! LOL.

23 08 2008
PUNONG BABAYLAN a.k.a. THE GREAT BAKUNAWA

ang asim ng mga gawa mo! dahil jan! BIBIYAYAN PA KITA NG TALINO dahil ako ang PUNO ng mga babaylan at ang kaharian ko ay sa 301

Kung kilala mo na ako, mamatay ka na. Hahaha

31 08 2008
Miho the Explorer

Hi kuya rimewire! Ayan, dumaan ako sa spaceship/alien planet mo. Nakukulitan ako sa expression mo na “elyens” 🙂

Add kita sa blogroll ko ha? Tenkyu in adbans.

5 09 2008
prosetitute

angwapo. 😉 crush na kita kuya.

5 09 2008
prosetitute

tsk. bakit? di kb naniniwala hahaha

5 09 2008
prosetitute

tssh, edi sa friendster mo 😉

5 09 2008
10 09 2008
aysus

Wow. Yer from APC. Wala lang. Lels. XD

12 09 2008
lunes

salamat pagdaan ki lunes. taga naga ka rin pala.. wehehe.

25 09 2008
sabdudz

yoh man!

you just prove that SM scholars are really geniuses! your english is DAMN GOOD!
by the way, i support you for “alienating” yourself coz i sometimes feel that too.

cheers buddy,
MRINVINCIBLE
SM SCHO, ASSOC ED NG THE CURSOR, FEU-EAC

1 10 2008
rea

wala naman..blog hopping?hehehe
yeah,writer din aq at supposedly magte-take ng exam sa UP same course creative writing sana..kaso di ako umabot school kasi nmn nag submit ng forms for UPCA naiwan ung skn T_T pero I doubt it kung magagawa kong makapasa dun in case umabot ako.. math din weakness ko eh .(yikes)..

9 03 2009
la_flash

hayup sa kakulitan ang blog na ito. Haha.

18 11 2009
AL

hi I envy you! your writings are smooth. hope you can advise me regarding grammar usage. I am already sick and tired about this. please visit my blog.

28 07 2010
batopik

Hoy, Tanzaboy!

GUMISING KAAAAAAAA!!!
Hakhak
XD

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