Dude Where’s Your Carp?

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I think I’m psychic.

No kidding, I seriously think I am. Hakhak. I remember a paranormal expert, Mr. Licauco from the University of the Philippines, as he discussed the plethora of signs concerned with scientifically-unproven abilities of the brain. It was a very abrupt seminar so a lot of the participants still had questions—I am one of them of course.

It may have been concise but it actually stirred up my brainwork. He discussed simple instances that most people consider mere coincidences. And these could actually be manifestations of something much more than that. That familiar feeling, déjà vu, is one of those signs. But I’m sure you’ve felt that thing called precognition—it’s when you know or think about something before it happens.

I know it’s corny but here it goes:

I was on my way home from school. Everyone’s so quiet trying not to wake up the ones sleeping beside them. The road was rough, the vehicle was literally jumping. But anyways, I was there, sitting, bouncing with everyone else at each bump the van encounters—as usual. Then I thought of creating a magazine, preferably for the school, since that would mean that I’m not the one shouldering the printing expenses. I imagined the cover. I thought of the title—paraSiGHT. Para as in paranormal, or deviating from the norm, and sight for vision. Clever, ain’t it? Okay, so it’s not that original. The name is from my good Friendster pal, Paransis. He coined the term, but there are a lot of parasights out there on the net. There’s one in DeviantArt, for instance. But that’s not the point.

The thing is, the next day, after our bowling session (for our P.E. class), we had our History subject. The first few words that came out of our professor’s mouth were about a project due on Thursday. So he (or she) started writing on the board.

It was awesome. We had to make our own magazines. Hakhak. Told ‘ya I was psychic.

You are now officially reading a nincompoop’s blog. I mean come on, what kind of people believe they can predict the future? Only retards do that. But then again, Professor Licauco said that those simple things may mean paranormal stuff (I hate this word).

You can check out paraSiGHt—the online magazine here.

I may not be entirely sure about my brain’s superpower. But I sure know one thing—you’ll click the button below and add a comment.

Hakhak.

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